Di luar hujan deras sekali
angin pun bertiup kencangtapi aku yakin,
Kalaupun aku berdiri sendirian di luar sana,
aku tak akan merasa kedinginandan tahu kah kamu?
Kamu lah alasannya
GOMBAL!!!
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Dialog fiktif antara sepasang pengantin baru di meja makan:
Istri: “Yang, enak gak masakanku?”
Suami: “Hmmm… kamu mau jawaban jujur apa jawaban gombal?” Lanjut membaca

Mom, this is ****, the girl who’ll make you sure that your dear boy will be happy, un-lonely, and feel fully alive. She’ll also make sure that your dear boy will have all the nutrients he needs and take a good care of him so that he will look as handsome as you think he is. And the best part is… -whispering- she’ll be the one to give birth to your healthy-lovely grandchildren, they’ll make sure that you’ll have all the good times you’d want the most in your old age.
Hunnie, meet my mom, the only woman in this world you should be jealous of. If there’s a woman in this world that I’d chose over you, it’s her, only her, you have my word -winking-
Kapan yaaaaa bisa praktekin dialog di atas ?
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Pertanyaan ini diajukan pada 45 orang pria berusia 25-35 tahun dan jawaban mereka adalah: